A message from the Fair Deal Fairy

Twas the month before Christmas - Support Staff were calling
"We need a Fair Deal, this is really appalling!
A year at the table and zero percent
The governments stalling - Its time that they went
We've now had enough of Bill English and co
And as for Ms Tolley - please just let her go!"
So now for the big guns to help get you through
You need 'Fair Deal Fairy' to head up the coup
A wave of my wand and a sprinkle of glitter
Might help in this plight - make the Beehive a twitter
A Fair Deal spell is the plan of attack
Aimed directly at Key and his 'grinch' ridden pack
and failing success of some fair deal magic
a timely placed curse could be stunningly tragic
So from Fair Deal Fairy - lets fix this today
For once and for all let's get rid of low pay
May your Christmas be merry and have great appeal
Support Staff you rock! - You deserve a Fair Deal!